Shanters and Slappers

Premier Alliance

Since 2000

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League

Alexander Isak
CNUT FC

CNUT FC had a tremendous Week 3 in the SSPA almost reaching the legendary 30-point mark. They were just 3 shy but more than doubled their total to 10 points clear at the top. Cookie's boys rattled in 6 goals, an assist and 3 clean sheets to leapfrog over Bugs Bunnies FC and Duncity United. The Gash Lane outfit took a massive £70M gamble on bringing in Alexander Isak after his dismal showing last season. With 3 goals from the first 3 games he has already equalled last season's tally so it is money well spent so far.

Tosspot

Dirty Dunc
Duncity United

After seeing off his old adversary in the first Tosspot League of the season DD had a tricky trip to the South West in his second game. Duncity beat CNUT 14-8 and followed it up with an 11-7 win at the Blackbirds to make it a 100% start to the season. Goals from Le Fee, Barnes and Haaland and a clean sheet from Gvardiol were enough to beat Fruitcake's team to rise to the top of the Tosspot League at the expense of Bugs Birney. The Bunnies were edged out 5-4 by the Smeggers who only required a van de Ven clean sheet and Tavernier goal to get their first win of the season. Big Euge took his team to Fish Lane for their first game of the season where they ground out a draw with Sardine City. This left 2025 winner, the Burge, floundering at the bottom of the league after Two Inces were crushed by CNUT 27-10.

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