Scott E Dog shakes off bridesmaid tag

After three seasons of being second place in the Tosspot League Scott E Dog won the Tosspot League with a week to spare and celebrated in style at the Kennel with a victory over All Gold. Once again Sadio Mané scored and was aided and abetted by Kaspar Schmeichel's clean sheet, and assists from Tielemans, Willian and Moutinho helped Wandering Dog finish the Tosspot season with a 100% record. The unfortunate Moutinho was transferred out of the club not long after getting the assist that was part of the total of 12 that easily beat John Terry's All Gold's total of five points. Wandering Dog's maximum is the first in Tosspot League history and for every ying there is a yang; Taxbore Wanderers were humiliated at home by Somerset Fruitcakes to leave Laughing Glavesy with zero points - the first time that has happened too.

Armitage Shankers beat Smegma United 10-6 at the Creamy Helmet but it wasn't nearly enough to oust Tam Tuff from the runner up spot. Strawberry Allstars fell to their seventh straight defeat at home to CNUT while Duncity edged out Sardine City in the mid-table encounter.